What Gets Me Going, Late at Night
During the day, I work at a restaurant. It’s not a bad job, because the restaurant is filled with wine, more wine than a swimming pool filled with wine.
Late at night – right now, it’s 2:48 AM – I also work at restaurants.
While playing video games online …
- This one I am a sushi chef, rapidly putting out orders.
- This one I am working at a waffle stand, rapidly putting out orders.
- This one I am working at a cake shop, rapidly putting out orders.
- This one I am working at a flatbread shop, rapidly putting out orders.
- This one I am working at a movie concession, rapidly putting out orders.
In short, what is wrong with me?


